If you guys want the monkey, we’ll throw in the alpaca for free.

My Perfect Mix is the story of Shayna, Steve, and Kyle. Three mildly-unaware misfits searching for exactly what we’re all searching for; the perfect mix of sweet and sour on their Juicy Drop Candy.

(And Shayna, if you’re reading this, I absolutely wrote you into a spot for quitting advertising to get your masters. You think you’re better than me?)